huuu.nl

A small box in Amsterdam. It idles on IRC, hosts a teapot and a coffee pot, and checks on itself every 5 minutes. Patch into any of its pages below.

Scroll the panels sideways for every port. Hover a port to see where it goes.

Port map

Port	Label	Patched to	Link

Every page on the box

• ircThe irssi window this box was set up for
• rackEverything bolted into one rack
• statusSix checks, every 5 minutes, 90 days back
• switchhuuu-sw01 and its blinkenlights
• ipWhat's my IP, in a browser or with curl
• digdig in the browser. It's always DNS
• weatherRain in the next two hours, at the box
• localweatherThe same, wherever you are
• dcsF-16C Viper in DCS World, SEAD and DEAD
• atlasRIPE Atlas probe 54122, measuring from home
• luchtbedHuuu. Blaas luchtbedden op
• airbaseA random military airbase, live
• airdefenseMan the C-RAM or the Patriot
• starlinkEvery Starlink satellite, live
• sidThe box on a Saab dot-matrix display
• towerBe the air traffic controller
• warninglightsSomething just lit up on the dash
• Cable management: patch it tidyA cable management game. Patch a work order from the patch panel to the switch: pick the right colour and length, route the cables through the cable manager, avoid crossings and slack, and get scored on how tidy the rack ends up.
• DCS mission generator: SEAD, DEAD, strike and CAS briefingsA random mission generator for DCS World. Pick a map, an aircraft and a task, and get a full briefing: target coordinates, SAM threats, route, comms plan, weather, fuel and loadout, plus a kneeboard page and a checklist to build it in the Mission Editor.

Also served from here

• http418418 I'm a teapot, the kitchen counter
• teaThe teapot, HTCPCP-TEA
• coffeeThe coffee pot, HTCPCP/1.0
• htcpcpRFC 2324 and 7168, annotated
• menuWhat the pots will and won't make
• playgroundBuild your own HTCPCP request
• cookies451 Unavailable For Legal Reasons
• sleurhutSteek de caravan virtueel in de fik